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"If You're Not Fun You're Last" - Zip-Up Hoody

"If You're Not Fun You're Last" - Zip-Up Hoody

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*fits snug, get a size up if you like a looser fit.

It zips so you can take it off easily when you're sweating in 100+/- degree weather underneath your rig working on that one "quick" fix that was only supposed to take an hour and here you are 5 hours later at 2pm cussing about the decision to do it on a Tuesday when all the homies are working.

I mean we could make a pullover but have fun pulling it off over your face after all the dirt you forgot to powerwash makes it's way all over you at the slightest bump of your ratchet while you work...really hope you're wearing glasses.'s lightweight, rugged, and you can decide if you want black, white, both or no drawstrings and you can clean pretty much anything off of the print.

Also, they run small, so unless you have the figure I think I'll have one day, just get a size up. It'll be more comfortable anyways.

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Care and Materials

  • So there's about 20 years of print experience behind what we do. We design everything ourselves and source what we think are super comfortable blanks. The processes we use we've pushed forward in other industries and the colors we generally stick to go with pretty much everything you should be wearing.

  • We encourage you to get your whites dirty, those who know will know, it's not dirty it's just living your life authentically and patina is a thing right?

  • Wash your cuss in cold water, let it hang dry and the sizing should be solid, most of this is cotton and it shrinks, regardless if it's pre-shrunk, it can always shrink more. Don't forget you're wearing plants.

  • And try to remember, life is short, it's already later, don't stress the bullshit and try to enjoy the ride.

  • How we operate...

  • We pre-book all orders and then send them to print. We forsee this happening within 2 week intervals.

  • That means from the time you place your order until you receive it will likely be around 1 month or less.

  • That way we're not way out of pocket and you have some skin in the game to see us succeed.