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"If You're Not Fun You're Last" - Zip-Up Hoody

"If You're Not Fun You're Last" - Zip-Up Hoody

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*fits snug, get a size up if you like a looser fit.

It zips so you can take it off easily when you're sweating in 100+/- degree weather underneath your rig working on that one "quick" fix that was only supposed to take an hour and here you are 5 hours later at 2pm cussing about the decision to do it on a Tuesday when all the homies are working.

I mean we could make a pullover but have fun pulling it off over your face after all the dirt you forgot to powerwash makes it's way all over you at the slightest bump of your ratchet while you work...really hope you're wearing glasses.'s lightweight, rugged, and you can decide if you want black, white, both or no drawstrings and you can clean pretty much anything off of the print.

Also, they run small, so unless you have the figure I think I'll have one day, just get a size up. It'll be more comfortable anyways.

Materials & Care

We recommend washing your cuss in cold water, let it hang dry and the sizing should be solid, most of this is cotton and it shrinks, regardless if it's pre-shrunk, it can always shrink more. Don't forget you're wearing plants.

And yeah, the printing process we use for all of our shirts is typically better than most, and our printer is one of the best in the game. You don't feel the print, just the shirt.

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