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"If You're Not Fun You're Last" - Zip-Up Hoody

"If You're Not Fun You're Last" - Zip-Up Hoody

Regular price $55.00 USD
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It zips so you can take it off easily when you're sweating in 100+/- degree weather underneath your rig working on that one "quick" fix that was only supposed to take an hour and here you are 5 hours later at 2pm cussing about the decision to do it on a Tuesday when all the homies are working.

I mean we could make a pullover but have fun pulling it off over your face after all the dirt you forgot to powerwash makes it's way all over you at the slightest bump of your ratchet while you work...really hope you're wearing glasses.'s lightweight, rugged, and you can decide if you want black, white, both or no drawstrings and you can clean pretty much anything off of the print.

Also, they run small, so unless you have the figure I think I'll have one day, just get a size up. It'll be more comfortable anyways.

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Materials and care

  • We use primarily water-based discharge or straight water-based inks.

  • We do this because it's softer, lighter and breathes. Plastic based inks tend to create hot spots and make you sweat.

  • The only thing you should sweat is making it to the next gas station.

  • Wash with like colors, note that colors like the red ink could run in warm water so wash cold. We've wash tested the shirts however and so far so good!

  • And try to remember, life is short, it's already later, don't stress the bullshit and try to enjoy the ride.

  • How we operate...

  • We pre-book all orders and then send them to print. We forsee this happening within 2 week intervals.

  • That means from the time you place your order until you receive it will likely be around 1 month or less.

  • That way we're not way out of pocket and you have some skin in the game to see us succeed.