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Smiles Per Gallon Shirt
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Smiles Per Gallon Shirt

$30.00
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Gas prices? Where we're going we don't care about gas prices.

If you're anything like us, your vehicle gets way less gas mileage than it did when it came off the showroom floor all shiny and chrome. Whether you're overweight or part of the Church of Latter Day V8's, you can feel this one.

Soft T, no weird shrinkage when washed, just a shirt that will age with you. The print is actually more of a natural bleaching of the shirt than it is white. 

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