Smiles Per Gallon Shirt
Smiles Per Gallon Shirt
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Gas prices? Where we're going we don't care about gas prices.
If you're anything like us, your vehicle gets way less gas mileage than it did when it came off the showroom floor all shiny and chrome. Whether you're overweight or part of the Church of Latter Day V8's, you can feel this one.
Soft T, no weird shrinkage when washed, just a shirt that will age with you. The print is actually more of a natural bleaching of the shirt than it is white.
Materials & Care
Materials & Care
We recommend washing your cuss in cold water, let it hang dry and the sizing should be solid, most of this is cotton and it shrinks, regardless if it's pre-shrunk, it can always shrink more. Don't forget you're wearing plants.
And yeah, the printing process we use for all of our shirts is typically better than most, and our printer is one of the best in the game. You don't feel the print, just the shirt.
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We encourage you to get your whites dirty, those who know will know, it's not dirty it's just living your life authentically and patina is a thing right?